😂22 Dad Jokes

😍 Comedy is one of my best stress relievers.

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1. How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konichiwawa Source: Kev on Stage of Dad Jokes

2. What did the bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner? Hurry up, HONEY! Source: BigBoy of Dad Jokes

3. What's the scariest plant in the forest? Bam-BOO! 👻 Source: Sam of YeahMad

4. I got an iPhone for my girlfriend. It was a pretty good trade.

   Source: Sath of YeahMad

5. I threw an Asian down the stairs the other day. It was WONG on different levels. Source: Sath of YeahMad

6. Did you hear about the kid napping at the park? He woke up!

   Explanation: The kid was napping 😆

   Source: Akila of YeahMad

7. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? a CAN’T opener

   Source: Akila of YeahMad

8. What letters do feminists send? Hate MALES

   Source: Sath of YeahMad

9. What do you call a tooth that spends a lot of time in the library? Wisdom Tooth

   Source: Abby of YeahMad

10. Did you hear that they made a new Afghan Barbie? It's a blow-up doll

    Source: Sath of YeahMad

11. I used to be a receptionist at a sperm bank. I’d say “Thank you! COME again!” 💦

    Source: Akila of YeahMad

12. What do you call a priest who graduated from law school? Father-in-law 🙏🏻 Source: Alan of YeadMad

13. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HD-MI Source: Alan of YeadMad

14. My girlfriend [boyfriend] dumped me so I stole her [his] wheelchair? Guess who came crawling back? Source: Sam of YeahMad

15. What does the lemon say when it answers the phone? YELLOW! 🍋 Source: Step of YeahMad

16. Do you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your JEANS. 👖💩 Source: Andrew of YeahMad

17. What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYE 🎶 Source: Andrew of YeahMad

18. My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele. She was rolling in the JEEP 🎶 Source: Matt of YeahMad

19. What does the perverted frog say? Rub-it! 🐸 (🚨 R18 - 👋🍆😆) Source: Matt of YeahMad

20. Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Coz he's dead. Source: Matt of YeahMad

21. I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a HOME page. Source: Matt of YeahMad

22. I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, none of them WORK. Source: Matt of YeahMad

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