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# 22 Dad Jokes

😍 Comedy is one of my best stress relievers.

🔁 Keep coming back coz this list will grow from time to time.

1. How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konichiwawa\
   Source: Kev on Stage of Dad Jokes<br>

2. What did the bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner? Hurry up, HONEY!\
   Source: BigBoy of Dad Jokes<br>

3. What's the scariest plant in the forest? Bam-BOO! 👻\
   Source: Sam of YeahMad<br>

4. I got an iPhone for my girlfriend. It was a pretty good trade.

   Source: Sath of YeahMad<br>

5. I threw an Asian down the stairs the other day. It was WONG on different levels.\
   Source: Sath of YeahMad<br>

6. Did you hear about the kid napping at the park? He woke up!

   Explanation: The kid was napping 😆

   Source: Akila of YeahMad<br>

7. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? a CAN’T opener

   Source: Akila of YeahMad

8. What letters do feminists send? Hate MALES

   Source: Sath of YeahMad<br>

9. What do you call a tooth that spends a lot of time in the library? Wisdom Tooth

   Source: Abby of YeahMad<br>

10. Did you hear that they made a new Afghan Barbie? It's a blow-up doll

    Source: Sath of YeahMad<br>

11. I used to be a receptionist at a sperm bank. I’d say “Thank you! COME again!” 💦

    Source: Akila of YeahMad

12. What do you call a priest who graduated from law school? Father-in-law 🙏🏻\
    Source: Alan of YeadMad<br>

13. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HD-MI\
    &#x20;Source: Alan of YeadMad<br>

14. My girlfriend \[boyfriend] dumped me so I stole her \[his] wheelchair? Guess who came crawling back?\
    Source: Sam of YeahMad<br>

15. What does the lemon say when it answers the phone? YELLOW! 🍋\
    Source: Step of YeahMad<br>

16. Do you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your JEANS. [👖](https://emojipedia.org/jeans/)💩 \
    Source: Andrew of YeahMad<br>

17. What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYE 🎶\
    Source: Andrew of YeahMad<br>

18. My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele. She was rolling in the JEEP 🎶\
    Source: Matt of YeahMad<br>

19. What does the perverted frog say? Rub-it! 🐸 (🚨 R18 - 👋🍆😆)\
    Source: Matt of YeahMad<br>

20. Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Coz he's dead.\
    Source: Matt of YeahMad <br>

21. I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a HOME page.\
    Source: Matt of YeahMad <br>

22. I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, none of them WORK.\
    Source: Matt of YeahMad&#x20;

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